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Legal Troubles
"How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he had solved her legal troubles.
"My dear woman," Darrow replied, "ever since the Phoenicians invented money there has been only one answer to that question."
Bees Pees
Q: Where does a bee pee?
A: At the BP station.
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- A little sports match won 49.52% of the times
- A stolen credit card won 49.73% of the times
