Dumb.com >> Jokefight >> Vote >> >>
Vote For Your Favorite Joke

I can't decide!

Bill Gates and General Motors
Bill Gates is hanging out with the chairman of General Motors.

"If automotive technology had kept pace with computer technology over the past few decades," boasts Gates, "you would now be driving a V-32 instead of a V-8, and it would have a top speed of 10,000 miles per hour. Or, you could have an economy car that weighs 30 pounds and gets a thousand miles to a gallon of gas. In either case, the sticker price of a new car would be less than $50."

"Sure," says the GM chairman. "But would you really want to drive a car that crashes four times a day?"

Facing Adversity
A person who smiles in the face of adversity probably has a scapegoat.



Thank you for your vote!


You can see the results below:


  • A Dead Lawyer won 50.78% of the times
  • A judge, bored and frustrated by a lawyer's tedious argument won 50.83% of the times