Vote For Your Favorite Joke

A man with a glass eye is here to see you
Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye named Brown.

Doctor: What does he call his other eye?

A really cold morning
Two men are meeting on the street."It was very cold this morning.""How cold was it?"I do not no exactly, but I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets."

Thank you for your vote!

You can see the results below:

• A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi... won 50.30% of the times
• A stolen credit card won 50.34% of the times