Vote For Your Favorite Joke
I can't decide!
An Honest Lawyer
What do you call an honest lawyer?
An oxymoron.
Anniversary Flowers
A sad-faced Doug walked into a flower shop early one morning.
The clerk was ready to take his order for a funeral piece, based on the look on Doug's face, but soon realized his assumption was wrong as Doug asked for a basket of flowers sent to his wife for their anniversary.
"And what day will that be?" the clerk asked.
Glumly he replied, "Yesterday".
Thank you for your vote!
You can see the results below:
- Mothers.... won 49.55% of the times
- A woman reported the disappearance of her husband... won 48.95% of the times
