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I tried to be a tailor...
I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it. Mainly because it was a so-so job.

A real dilemma
I have this friend who has a real dilemma. His wife won't give him a divorce until she figures out a way of doing it without making him a happy man.

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• A Man from Atlanta won 48.15% of the times
• A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights... won 51.58% of the times