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Angelic Love
"My wife is an angel."

"Lucky you. Mine's still alive."

And Jesus said unto his disciples...
And Jesus said unto his disciples, "Whom do men say that I am?"And His disciples answered unto Him, "Master, thou art the supreme eschatological manifestation of omnipotent ecclesiastical authority, the absolute, divine, sacerdotal monarch."And Jesus said, "What?"

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A man goes to his bank manager and says... won 51.33% of the times

A golfer hit his drive on the first hole... won 49.41% of the times

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A man goes to his bank manager and says... won 51.33% of the times A golfer hit his drive on the first hole... won 49.41% of the times

A man goes to his bank manager and says... won 51.33% of the times

A golfer hit his drive on the first hole... won 49.41% of the times