A bus station is where a bus stops...
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station...

After surgery
As the lawyer slowly came out of the anesthesia after surgery, he said, "Why are all the blinds drawn, doctor?"

"There's a big fire across the street," the doctor replied. "We didn't want you to think the operation was a failure."