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A doctor fell into a well once...
A doctor fell into a well once. He learned to tend to the sick and leave the well alone.
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights...
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and considerable damage. There's no sign of the offending vehicle but he's relieved to see that there's a note stuck under the windshield wiper."Sorry. I just backed into your Beemer. The witnesses who saw the accident are nodding and smiling at me because they think I'm leaving my name, address and other particulars. But I'm not."
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- A man goes to his bank manager and says... won 51.19% of the times
- A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him... won 48.99% of the times
