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500 lawyers in the ocean
What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
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1stPerson: "Do you know anything about...
1st Person: "Do you know anything about this fax-machine?"
2nd Person:"A little. Whats wrong?"
1st Person: "Well, I sent a fax, and the recipient called back to say all she received was a cover-sheet and a blank page. I tried it again, and the same thing happened."
2nd Person: "How did you load the sheet?"
1st Person: "Its a pretty sensitive memo, and I didn't want anyone else to read it by accident, so I folded it so only the recipient could open it and read it."

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A man goes to his bank manager and says... won 50.82% of the times And God Created Woman won 48.89% of the times

A man goes to his bank manager and says... won 50.82% of the times

And God Created Woman won 48.89% of the times