Vote For Your Favorite Joke
I can't decide!
A bad habit
I overheard a friend telling his pal, "I can't break my wife of the habit of staying up until 5 in the morning.""What is she doing?", the pal asks."Waiting for me to get home."
A fair deal
A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.
Thank you for your vote!
You can see the results below:
- A man in the army asks for a pass won 49.06% of the times
- A parent's night before Christmas won 50.51% of the times
