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A couple came upon a wishing well...
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled and said, "It really works!"
12 Feet Deep
Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep instead of just six?
Because deep down they really are good people.
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You can see the results below:
- A man lay sprawled across three entire seats... won 48.42% of the times
- A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner... won 51.31% of the times
