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Give a man a fish
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day!

Blonde Nurse
Q: Why does a blonde nurse carry around a red pen?

A: To draw blood.



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  • A man lay sprawled across three entire seats... won 47.64% of the times
  • A Long Hot Bath won 50.11% of the times