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A recruit who wasn't really meant to be a soldier...
A recruit who wasn't really meant to be a soldier went out to the rifle range for the first time. He missed every target and most of the hills behind them. Despondent, he said to the sergeant, "I think I'll just go and shoot myself."The sergeant said, "Better take a couple of extra bullets!"
Bonds Mature
What is the difference between men and government bonds?
Bonds mature.
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- A man lay sprawled across three entire seats... won 48.48% of the times
- A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi... won 50.58% of the times