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Bottle of Evian water?
Q: Ever wonder about people who pay $2 for a bottle of Evian water?

A: Just spell "Evian" backwards!

Give a man a fish
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day!

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• A man lay sprawled across three entire seats... won 47.97% of the times
• A sailor goes to a cementary won 51.14% of the times