Vote For Your Favorite Joke
I can't decide!
A famous General dies...
The famous general died and his ashes were to be taken to
Arlington National Cemetery. All the airlines were booked
and there were no other planes available. Someone came up
with the idea of using a helicopter. It arrived at five
a.m. The newspapers reported the incident with "the whirly
bird gets the urn".
An Honest Lawyer
What do you call an honest lawyer?
An oxymoron.
Thank you for your vote!
You can see the results below:
- A man lay sprawled across three entire seats... won 48.73% of the times
- An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends... won 51.12% of the times
