Vote For Your Favorite Joke
I can't decide!
40th Birthday
A middle-aged guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her 40th birthday. He says, "So what would you like, Sherry? A Jaguar? A sable coat? A diamond necklace?"
She said, "I want a divorce."
He replied in shock, "I wasn't planning on spending that much."
A Horse Walks Into a Bar
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
Thank you for your vote!
You can see the results below:
- A man lay sprawled across three entire seats... won 49.41% of the times
- Bear Hunting won 48.55% of the times
