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After many years of trying to find steady work...
After many years of trying to find steady work I finally got a job as a historian until I realized there was no future in it.

A Lucky Break
Q: What is the definition "lucky break?"
A: When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.

Q: What is the definition of a "crying shame"?
A: There was an empty seat.

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• A man lay sprawled across three entire seats... won 48.69% of the times
• A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet... won 50.14% of the times