Vote For Your Favorite Joke
I can't decide!
Anniversary Flowers
A sad-faced Doug walked into a flower shop early one morning.
The clerk was ready to take his order for a funeral piece, based on the look on Doug's face, but soon realized his assumption was wrong as Doug asked for a basket of flowers sent to his wife for their anniversary.
"And what day will that be?" the clerk asked.
Glumly he replied, "Yesterday".
Angelic Love
"My wife is an angel."
"Lucky you. Mine's still alive."
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- A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist... won 50.52% of the times
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