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A stolen credit card
A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.

Give a man a fish
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day!

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• A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist... won 50.27% of the times
• A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American... won 51.34% of the times