Vote For Your Favorite Joke
I can't decide!
A Bee at a Bar Mitzvah
A hungry bee meets a fellow bee who directs the hungry one
to a Bar Mitzvah. The hungry bee eats his fill, then again
meets his friend.
The second bee asks how it went, and hears that his friend
ate plenty. The second bee then asks why the first bee is
wearing a yarmulke (the small round cap that religious Jews
often wear).
The first bee replies, "It was a Bar Mitzvah. I didn't want
anyone to think I was a WASP."
An Honest Lawyer
What do you call an honest lawyer?
An oxymoron.
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- A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist... won 50.15% of the times
- A way to save your marriage won 49.88% of the times
