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A political man to a woman...
A political man to a woman, "You look beautiful today!!!!"The woman replied, "Thanks, but unfortunately I could not say the same about you.""Sure you could!!" said the political man, "if you could lie as well as I do!"

Basketball
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?

Juan on Juan.

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A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist... won 50.78% of the times 3 Docs at heavans gate! won 48.88% of the times

A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist... won 50.78% of the times

3 Docs at heavans gate! won 48.88% of the times