Vote For Your Favorite Joke
I can't decide!
An Honest Lawyer
What do you call an honest lawyer?
An oxymoron.
Absentminded Doctor to Patient
After a relaxing vacation, the doctor go in to see his
patient. The doctor says, "I have some bad news and some even
worse news. The bad new is you only have a week to live."
The patient replies, "Oh my God! What could be worse?"
The doctor replies, "I should have told you last week."
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You can see the results below:
- A man took his wife to the doctors... won 50.24% of the times
- Tests Before Having Children won 49.92% of the times
