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50/50 relationship
How do men define a 50/50 relationship?
We cook/they eat we clean/they dirty we iron/they wrinkle!

A recent study showed...
A recent study showed that the average husband only actually speaks to his wife about thirty-seven minutes each week. Well, yeah, I can believe that, I mean just how long does it take to say "Uh-huh" or "Yes dear" or "I'm sorry" ?

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A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items... won 52.46% of the times

A man lay sprawled across three entire seats... won 48.16% of the times

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You can see the results below:

A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items... won 52.46% of the times A man lay sprawled across three entire seats... won 48.16% of the times

A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items... won 52.46% of the times

A man lay sprawled across three entire seats... won 48.16% of the times