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A father was at the beach with his child...
A father was at the beach with his children when his four-year-old son ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore, where a seagull lay dead in the sand. "Daddy, what happened to him?" the son asked. "He died and went to Heaven," the dad replied. The boy thought a moment and then said, "Did God throw him back down?"
A Horse Walks Into a Bar
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
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- A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told... won 51.28% of the times
- A Bee at a Bar Mitzvah won 50.30% of the times
