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A sudden change of mind
My Dearest Susan,

Sweetie of my heart. I've been so desolate ever since I broke off our engagement. Simply devastated. Won't you please consider coming back to me? You hold a place in my heart no other woman can fill. I can never marry another woman quite like you. I need you so much. Won't you forgive me and let us make a new beginning? I love you so.

Yours always and truly,
John

P.S. Congratulations on you winning the state lottery.

Bottle of Evian water?
Q: Ever wonder about people who pay $2 for a bottle of Evian water?

A: Just spell "Evian" backwards!

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A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel... won 51.48% of the times

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A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told... won 50.17% of the times A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel... won 51.48% of the times

A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told... won 50.17% of the times

A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel... won 51.48% of the times