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3 Questions
A man walked into a lawyer's office and inquired about the lawyer's rates.
"$50.00 for three questions", replied the lawyer.

"Isn't that awfully steep?" asked the man.

"Yes," the lawyer replied, "and what was your third question?"

Bonds Mature
What is the difference between men and government bonds?
Bonds mature.

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A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told... won 50.28% of the times

Arguing effectively won 50.83% of the times