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A Horse Walks Into a Bar
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?"

Automotive horror
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280. Please be careful!"

"Heck," said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"

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A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told... won 50.28% of the times

Blind man won 51.64% of the times