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Bang Bang!
Q: What goes, "clip clop, clip clop, bang! bang! bang!
clippity clop, clippity clop?"

A: A drive by shooting in an amish neighborhood!

A real dilemma
I have this friend who has a real dilemma. His wife won't give him a divorce until she figures out a way of doing it without making him a happy man.

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You can see the results below:

• A man was leaving church one day... won 50.02% of the times
• A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother... won 48.70% of the times