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A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.
Can I take his place?
An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him regarding a matter of utmost urgency.
An aide eventually agreed to wake up the governor.
"So, what is it?" grumbled the governor.
"Judge Garber has just died" said the attorney, "and I want to take his place."
The governor replied: "Well, it's OK with me if it's OK with the undertaker."
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- A man was leaving church one day... won 50.23% of the times
- An ounce of brains won 52.44% of the times
