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A young boy asked is father, "Dad, do lawyers ever tell the truth?"

The father thought for a moment, "Yes son, sometimes a lawyer will do anything to win a case!"

A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500...
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes to Las Vegas. Overnight, he has a fantastic run of luck. He stumbles out of the casino and finds a pay phone. He calls his wife and says, "Honey, pack your bags.I just won over a million dollars in Vegas."His wife say, "That's wonderful. What should I pack for...Europe, the Carribean?"He says, "I don't care, just be gone when I get home."

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A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice... won 49.47% of the times A customer at Green's Gourmet Grocery ma... won 49.90% of the times

A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice... won 49.47% of the times

A customer at Green's Gourmet Grocery ma... won 49.90% of the times