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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?

Juan on Juan.

A couple have not been getting along for years...
A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks,"I'll buy my wife a cemetery plot for her birthday."Well, you can imagine her disappointment. The next year, her birthday rolls around again and thistime he doesn't get her anything.She says, "Why didn't you get me a birthday present!?"He replies, "You didn't use what I got you last year!"

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A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice... won 49.22% of the times A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner... won 51.35% of the times

A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice... won 49.22% of the times

A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner... won 51.35% of the times