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500 lawyers in the ocean
What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
Automotive horror
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280. Please be careful!"
"Heck," said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"
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- A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice... won 49.42% of the times
- A young executive was leaving the office... won 50.64% of the times
