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A bad habit
I overheard a friend telling his pal, "I can't break my wife of the habit of staying up until 5 in the morning.""What is she doing?", the pal asks."Waiting for me to get home."

A Horse Walks Into a Bar
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?"

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A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice... won 49.52% of the times

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A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice... won 49.52% of the times Bruce Willis on Mt. Everest won 47.78% of the times

A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice... won 49.52% of the times

Bruce Willis on Mt. Everest won 47.78% of the times