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Bad temper problem
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people.
Doctor: Tell me about your problem.
Patient: I just did, didn't I, you stupid fool!!
Actual Business Signs In USA
In the offices of a loan company: "Ask about our plans for owning your home."
In a classified ad: "Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it."
In a New York medical building: "Mental Health Prevention Center"
On a New York convalescent home: "For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church."
Outside a country shop: "We buy junk and sell antiques."
In the window of an Oregon store: "Why go elsewhere and be cheated when you can come here?"
In a classified ad: "Vacation special: Have your home exterminated. Get rid of aunts."
Latest Joke Fight Results:
- A final diagnosis was a winner against A lawyer's dog, running about
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- As a sergeant in a parachute regiment... was a winner against An honest lawyer
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- A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop... was a winner against Atheist professor
- Texting For Seniors was a winner against A Man from Atlanta
- A DIET QUIZ was a winner against A customer sent an order to a distributor...
- After surgery was a winner against A horrible curse
- A sudden change of mind was a winner against Businessman is dying
- A man worries was a winner against A father was at the beach with his child...