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A Horse Walks Into a Bar
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
A lawyer and an engineer
A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean. The lawyer said ''I'm here 'cause my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything.''
''That's quite a coincidence,'' said the engineer, ''I'm here 'cause my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood, and my insurance company also paid for everything.''
The lawyer pondered the engineer's plight for a moment and, looking somewhat confused, asked, ''How do you start a flood?''
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- Arguing effectively won 49.39% of the times
- A pastor in Maine skipped services one Sunday... won 50.51% of the times