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40th Birthday
A middle-aged guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her 40th birthday. He says, "So what would you like, Sherry? A Jaguar? A sable coat? A diamond necklace?"
She said, "I want a divorce."
He replied in shock, "I wasn't planning on spending that much."
A little sports match
"...And the halftime score here at the Colleusium is Lions 7,Christians Nothing. We'll be right back after these messages..."
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You can see the results below:
- Arguing effectively won 49.48% of the times
- Are caterpillars good to eat? won 49.93% of the times
