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An invisible man is here to see you
Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room.

Doctor: Tell him I can't see him now. Next.

Bonds Mature
What is the difference between men and government bonds?
Bonds mature.

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• A man with a glass eye is here to see you won 49.32% of the times
• A test for being drunk won 51.54% of the times