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A political man to a woman...
A political man to a woman, "You look beautiful today!!!!"The woman replied, "Thanks, but unfortunately I could not say the same about you.""Sure you could!!" said the political man, "if you could lie as well as I do!"

A stolen credit card
A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.



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  • A man with a glass eye is here to see you won 49.72% of the times
  • A test for being drunk won 51.63% of the times