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A man was leaving church one day...
A man was leaving church one day. The Pastor was standing at the door (as he always is) to shake hands with members of the congregation. He grasped the man by the hand and pulled him aside. The Pastor said to him,"You need to join the Army of the Lord!"The man replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor."Pastor questioned, "How come I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter?"He whispered back, "Shhhhhhhhh. I'm in the secret service."
An Honest Lawyer
What do you call an honest lawyer?
An oxymoron.
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You can see the results below:
- A man with a glass eye is here to see you won 48.20% of the times
- Bosses versus workers won 49.54% of the times
