Vote For Your Favorite Joke
I can't decide!
Angelic Love
"My wife is an angel."
"Lucky you. Mine's still alive."
A housewife, an accountant
A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked ''How much is 2 plus 2?''
The housewife replies: ''Four!''
The accountant says: ''I think it's either 3 or 4. Let me run those figures through my spreadsheet one more time.''
The lawyer pulls the drapes, dims the lights and asks in a hushed voice, ''How much do you want it to be?''
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You can see the results below:
- A man with a glass eye is here to see you won 47.97% of the times
- Bottle of Evian water? won 51.76% of the times
