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Bathtub Seizure
Q: What do you do if someone's having a seizure in a bathtub?
A: Throw in a load of laundry.

Bad temper problem
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people.

Doctor: Tell me about your problem.

Patient: I just did, didn't I, you stupid fool!!

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• A man with a pegleg, hook hand and... won 49.57% of the times
• A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet... won 49.96% of the times