Vote For Your Favorite Joke

A sudden change of mind
My Dearest Susan,

Sweetie of my heart. I've been so desolate ever since I broke off our engagement. Simply devastated. Won't you please consider coming back to me? You hold a place in my heart no other woman can fill. I can never marry another woman quite like you. I need you so much. Won't you forgive me and let us make a new beginning? I love you so.

Yours always and truly,
John

P.S. Congratulations on you winning the state lottery.

An Unusual Prayer
Little Anne had been exceedingly naughty and during the
dinner hour she was forced to eat alone in the corner at a
card table. When everyone was seated, Father bowed his head
and gave thanks.

Then little Anne gravely bowed her head and said "Thank You
Dear Lord, for preparing a table before me in the presence of
my enemies."

Latest Joke Fight Results:

• An artist asked the gallery owner if the... was a winner against A Hot Day
• Business is business was a winner against Business one-liners 61
• 12 Feet Deep was a winner against A Long Hot Bath
• A stupid dog was a winner against A man lay sprawled across three entire seats...
• Aussie Tossie was a winner against All the strange names
• Angelic Love was a winner against
• A New York Lawyer was a winner against A Redneck Christmas
• A blonde detective was a winner against A little sports match
• Be Quiet in Church was a winner against Baptism Preparations
• 3 men in Saudi was a winner against 40th Birthday