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At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women...
At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women:Defendant: "Your Honor, I wish to change my plea."Judge: "Is someone using undue influence to prompt you to change your mind?"Defendant: "No sir, when I pleaded Not Guilty I didn't know there would be women on the jury. Since I can't even fool my wife, I'll never be able to fool the four women jurors."
An Honest Lawyer
What do you call an honest lawyer?
An oxymoron.
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- A Man's Life is Spent Wondering won 48.49% of the times
- A U.S Army Colonel issues a directive won 50.99% of the times
