Vote For Your Favorite Joke
I can't decide!
Automotive horror
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280. Please be careful!"
"Heck," said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"
An Honest Lawyer
What do you call an honest lawyer?
An oxymoron.
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You can see the results below:
- A Man's Life is Spent Wondering won 50.75% of the times
- American University Grading Procedures won 50.80% of the times
