Dumb.com >> Jokefight
Vote For Your Favorite Joke

I can't decide!

A Mexican bandit made a
A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to time, robbing banks in Texas. Finally, a reward was offered for his capture, DEAD or ALIVE!

A trigger happy, young, enterprising Texas Ranger decided to track down the bandit on his own and collect the reward. After a lengthy search, the Ranger tracked the bandit to his favorite cantina and snuck up behind him. At the sound of the Ranger's guns cocking and preparing to fire, the surprised bandit sped around only to see both of the Ranger's six-shooters bearing down on him.

The Ranger announced, ''You're under arrest! Tell me where you hid the loot or I'll drop you where you stand,'' his finger becoming itchy on the trigger.

However, the bandit didn't speak English and the Ranger didn't speak Spanish. Fortunately for the Ranger, a bilingual lawyer was present in the cantina and translated the Ranger's demand to the bandit. The terrified bandit blurted out, in Spanish, that the loot was buried next to an old oak tree behind the cantina.

''What did he say, what did he say?'', the Ranger hurriedly asked.

To which the lawyer replied, ''Well, the best I can make out he said ... DRAW!''


After surgery
As the lawyer slowly came out of the anesthesia after surgery, he said, "Why are all the blinds drawn, doctor?"

"There's a big fire across the street," the doctor replied. "We didn't want you to think the operation was a failure."



Latest Joke Fight Results:

  • A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American... was a winner against Boys and Girls
  • 10 Things You Never Hear in Church was a winner against A young executive was leaving the office...
  • A doctor is complaining to a mechanic was a winner against 3 men in Saudi
  • A farmer and his wife went into town for... was a winner against The Passing of an Old Friend
  • A little old lady goes to the doctor and... was a winner against At The Pearly Gates
  • Facing Adversity was a winner against Bees Pees
  • A man and his Alligator was a winner against 45 or 82?
  • A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi... was a winner against Age Old Riddle
  • Ball Rolling was a winner against Age Old Riddle
  • Big Man in a Small Town was a winner against A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told...