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A fair deal
A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.

A really cold morning
Two men are meeting on the street."It was very cold this morning.""How cold was it?"I do not no exactly, but I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets."

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