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A customer sent an order to a distributor...
A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount of goods totaling a great deal of money. The distributor noticed that the previous bill hadn't been paid. The collections manager left a voicemail for them saying, "We can't ship your new order until you pay for the last one."The next day the collections manager received a collect phone call,"Please cancel the order. We can't wait that long."
An Honest Lawyer
What do you call an honest lawyer?
An oxymoron.
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- A New York Lawyer won 48.96% of the times
- Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done... won 49.25% of the times