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40th Birthday
A middle-aged guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her 40th birthday. He says, "So what would you like, Sherry? A Jaguar? A sable coat? A diamond necklace?"
She said, "I want a divorce."
He replied in shock, "I wasn't planning on spending that much."
Age Old Riddle
If a man says something in the woods and no woman hears him, is he still wrong?
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You can see the results below:
- A New York Lawyer won 49.93% of the times
- Best advice possible won 50.53% of the times
