
Vote For Your Favorite Joke
I can't decide!
Bees Pees
Q: Where does a bee pee?
A: At the BP station.
A large difference
A man went to the doctor's. The doctor came in and said,"Well, I've got some good news and some bad news. The bad news is that you have an inoperable brain tumor. The good news is our hospital has just been certified to do brain transplants and there has been an accident right out front and a young couple was killed and you can have whichever brain you'd like. The man's brain costs $100,000.00 and the woman's brain costs "$30,000.00." The patient could not help but ask, "Why such a large difference between the male and the female brain?" The doctor replied, "The female brain is used."
Thank you for your vote!
You can see the results below:
- A New York Lawyer won 49.62% of the times
- An ounce of brains won 52.49% of the times