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I can't decide!
A Dead Lawyer
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother. On their way through the cemetery back to the car, the little girl asked, "Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?"
"Of course not, dear." replied the mother, "Why would you think that?"
"The tombstone back there said 'Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.'"
Aircraft Carrier
Q: What do you call an aircraft carrier
in financial difficulty?
A: A receding airline.
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You can see the results below:
- Bad Japanese economy won 51.51% of the times
- A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife... won 51.37% of the times