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A lawyer addresses an all male jury: "Gentlemen, shall we cast this beautiful, lonely young lady into a dim cell in a prison, or shall we return her to her oceanside beach condo, Ocean City, telephone Number 555-4531?"

A man took his wife to the doctors...
A man took his wife to the doctors. After a short examination the doctor said"Your wife's mind has completely gone!"To which the man replied "I'm not surprised. She's been giving a piece of it to me every day for the past 25 years!"

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Bad Japanese economy won 50.27% of the times A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet... won 50.08% of the times

Bad Japanese economy won 50.27% of the times

A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet... won 50.08% of the times